Grab pectin and gelatin, and quickly add them into something. How quickly it in the fridge and hide his hands behind his back, so nobody guessed.
- What is it in the fridge? - Ask my wife.
- Aaaa - says mother-in-law and faint.
- Disgraceful - percolate passing by a policeman.
Then quickly remove it from the refrigerator, add the lemon and garlic, Mix well and put on a piano.
- For me? - Ask a composer. A dog's nose reaches for the grand piano. Then take it out, pour 1.5 cups of beans there, flip to the screen and cool. Then, quickly, until that place it in a warm dry place. For example, a purse.
- "My dear, what a dirty trick? - Ask your grandmother.
- Who dirtied sieve? - Ask a cleaning lady.
Then remove it from the warm dry place, put on a high and firm, for example, television, and eat carefully.
If it does not taste good, then maybe you will comfort the idea that People are everywhere, and from them can not escape it.

(R.Voronezhsky)